Ok ok Doug....you got me... ha!

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again... http://jalopnik.com/1490341898

...and the 7 Series became bolted to the showroom floor the moment the new S-Class went on sale.

So sad - Moto must have been terrified when on the track. At least the story has a happy ending.

These are all lame. I knew a guy in highschool who swapped a Ferrari F40 V12(!) engine into his Corrolla. It was a total sleeper, his dad even put a custom exhaust on to make it look and sound stock. Total sleeper.

Black and red. It looks like a god damn Batmobile. Someone get the Batman vs. Superman crew and tell them their Batmobile look like shit and that they should just use this!

I work at a VW dealer, and that would have been an instant write-up for sure, no questions asked. It says in multiple places that the car has suspension blocks, there’s even a giant box on the PDI sheet in bold red letters that says to remove the suspension blocks. As a tech, I have to check that and sign my name. If…

I would have loved to have seen a salad with 1 quartered garbanzo bean, and 6 whole beets in it.

I think we’ve come to a point where Jalopnik tries to avoid the Miata answer unless there is no way around it.

Good. Good. So Raph, are you a Y60 or Y61 fanboy now? A little something to fan the flames