I was really into it until I saw the price. There's no way these cars warrant six figures!

The Clarksonsaurus is the hybrid dinosaur in the upcoming Jurassic World.

That's what I though. If the Cayenne was flamed, ugh...

The 996 or the Cayenne had flames?

There are definitely worse parts bins to raid than Audi's. I guess we'll see just how crazy they let the design and engineering departments be.

Am I crazy, or does the nose look like it slants forward? I'm guessing it's just the angle of the photo, but it messes with my brain...

I have to believe that Ray Wert is in this windowless building. Dragoning Miatas until the next Jalopnik writer steps out of line.

This explains why a "friend" of mine always had such a hard on for Baltimore. Massive inferiority complex due to overestimation of self importance...

At least you don't get the same Abraham Lincoln stories regurgitated at you in history classes until high school... (I hope that's just Illinois, because come the fuck on)

* Rob: Oregon Trail was a game you were supposed to lose. It's the Kobayashi Maru for second graders.

That's what I would expect to pay for a pint of good craft beer in the states. Seems ridiculous for 2/3 of a pint of crappy beer. The people I know live in Tazmania and they mostly drink Boag's. My dad went to visit them and had good things to say about Boag's. I've been on the lookout for some locally (Central IL)…

Foster's is tourist beer. Locals drink Boag's.

I always thought that was weird, but spotting a Gulf sign in the St Louis area is still pretty cool.

I would think a collaboration would be more likely. Christian owns a Model S, IIRC. I would definitely buy Doritos from you, though!

I could see this being a contributing factor, but I think there is more than just shifter confusion at play here.

I stand corrected. It's Cincinnati style chili. Which I can't imagine is any better.

Welcome to the wonder that is chili mac (it's more commonly made with macaroni than spaghetti noodles). I'm glad I ate lunch already, b/c I wouldn't be hungry after being reminded that chili mac is a thing...

And then ironically, they burned the shit out of both steaks anyway. (Editor's Note: *pointedly stares at people who get angry every time I mock Midwestern food sensibilities*)