Very nice! Now one for adults!

Two amateurs then, sorry.

DE:HR is also a game I thought about but there's just one problem. The game switches in 3rd person when you go in cover. That's a huge immersion and deal-breaker.

I'm sorry but Fez is just rubbish put together by an amateur.

Drugs make the shithole go deeper. It's the easy escape weakminded people take.

Don't take drugs people. Cocain and Weed is bad for your healt, body and mental.

Quick! Copy the competitior before they bring theirs out! We don't care if it's rubbish, just copy it!

Why don't we have news speakers like her?!?

No we don't want that abomination

Microsofts gaming division going under will probably be the one I'd care about the least. I would probably even be a little happy in the inside. Microsoft perverted gaming these last years and killed the Dreamcast. The reason why we have microtransactions and day one DLC in games is all because of them. They're also…

What? I don't understand what you mean?

I find that rainbow dash is the sexiest of them all. Which one would you guys take?

It was always my dream to live in an aluminium box. Except that it was in space on another planet, not on earth.

Think about it. Maybe we're the weird people because we're so ashamed to see dicks and vaginas in the public.

Another game for the vita! It's going very strong with it's 8 games now!

Vampire mutant babies?

What the hell is this abomination?

No I don't take any of those. And there's a difference between smoking weed to ease pain and smoking it because the person is some drugadict crackpot.

Don't do drugs. It's bad for you and will just make you addicted. You will loose all your money and your friends. You'll only realize once it's too late.

I see Kotaku has also gone full retard. Remember when we tought that the comment system couldn't get worse about a year ago? Well I think I was wrong.