Am I the only woman alive that doesn't get catcalled and/or harassed? I'm not complaining, I consider myself lucky in that respect, and I feel awful for the women and men who are subjected to it. At the same time, however, I just don't get why such a common occurrence has never occurred in my own life.

I'm sorry but I'll say it- if you go to SeaWorld, I sort of hate you as a person.

If I had a penis it would be retreating into body right now.

"Because when someone complains about our "relentless, pointed obsession with the physical appearance" of Lupita Nyong'o....."

It's a shame that Juan Pablo is as stupid as he is hot.

I'm a woman with a bikini bridge and after digesting the reader comments on this article I officially feel bad about myself. I needed that because I was pretty sure I was approaching a 3 on the hotness scale today. Thanks, Jezebel- success!

I get where you're coming from to a certain extent, but mostly I don't. I work in wildlife conservation, at an animal organization, and spend my life- every single day- saving animals. I've had people say to me that they think I'm irresponsible because I don't save people and I have 2 points to make in response 1)…

For the love of science (and my hormones), that is Michael Fassbender.

Who did you rescue today?

Who did you rescue today?

I'm sorry, Slate, come again?

There's 7 billion people on this earth, thank freaking god at least some of those people have decided they don't need to breed.

If Colonel Meow DOESN'T get 1,000,000 additional "likes" on National Cat Day, I will punch one of you in the face.

How is this not incredibly sad? A bear in an enclosure playing with a ball with a bunch of kids yelling in the background? Magnificent my ass.

Not to be a jerk, but thanks for giving us all the advice every "10 Ways to perfect skin," article has given us. It IS great advice but unfortunately I could follow it until the cows came home and my skin will still look more Brad Pitt than Cate Blanchett. Alas, alas.

How you doin'?

I adopted him from a Petco (where he'd been languishing for a month because no one wanted him) so I'm not 100 percent sure what he is. The organization said he was a Himalayan but he is probably a Balinese. Whatever he is, he's my adorable little monster.

My kitty pities the kitty that needs photoshop. He also pities Zoolander's version of "blue steel."

Is it odd that when I was thinking about inspirational movies for women, I thought of Silence of the Lambs? Clarice Starling IS a total badass.