WTFs all around. Oddly enough, one of the first things I noticed in the Photoshopped picture is they removed a rogue freckle J-Law has near her left breast - a feature I happen to think is pretty damn sexy.

Exactly. This article, in and of itself, is racist. Cholo culture is a very specific subculture. The mental and white guilt gymnastics required to write this article are stunning.

I think you're 100% right! Americans are SO hung up on the issue of race it's baffling.

Turkish delight, anyone?

Ugh, "Sex Reveal Party." Fuck you. Just...fuck you. I felt awkward about having an engagement party because ultimately we'd be inviting people would wouldn't be invited to the wedding. During my whole engagement I was so paranoid that my lack of enthusiasm about my wedding was going to come off as lack of enthusiasm…

I am praying to every entity I have ever heard of that most of them are fake. If not

O America. I just look on baffled as you add your Engagement Season to your Ring Reveal Party, Bride Shower, Baby Shower, Sex Reveal Party, Sub-Bachelorette Pre-Party, Sub-Sub-Bachelorette Reveal Party, Ring Sex Shower, Baby Bride Reveal, Pre-Bride Shower Baby...

I know it's hilarious to point and gawk at these issues because they're not our issues, but demographic disparities ARE NOT GOOD. It's not good when people can't find mates, can't build families, and end up in situations where they are unable to find partners in the long-run.

Dude, there's a woman shortage elsewhere in China. Just take some of the excess ladies from Hong Kong and move 'em to the places where there's too many men. Or vice versa. Simple, easy math.

I thought China had too many men due to all the female babies being aborted or murdered shortly after birth.

I don't care about any of that, but that couple looks smug as hell.

Hans Solo?

10 extra points for using the work "smegma" both in a Jezebel post, and correctly.

Phryne Fisher is the cat's meow and the bee's knees! I'm all goofy over this series. These folks are all wet. Just because a ritzy dame steps out with some swells and has a bit of whoopee they're all over her like a G-man on a speakeasy! They oughta mind their own beeswax, dry up, and get outta town! And HOW.

I often play the role of Heavy Woman on Vibrating Machine. Awww yeah.

Your honesty and willingness to examine yourself and your problems are commendable.
I wrote on another thread that I am the cousin (but really like a close aunt) to a young woman who cheated on her husband once with a married father of three. The dude was so good at working her with friendship, it was amazing.
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Oh, PUHLEEZE! "Falling in love with the wrong person"? I've never fallen in love

Oh, PUHLEEZE! "Falling in love with the wrong person"? I've never fallen in love with someone who was already married or living with a significant other. One ALLOWS oneself to do so. It's not like one trips and stumbles into a puddle of LURRRRVE.

Not really. I've been with my husband of 25 years and never cheated on him. However, I have been tempted to. Given the right circumstances, maybe I would have. I'm just saying that relationships are complicated. Now I'm old, and no one wants it anymore so I have nothing to worry about. :)

I have plenty of good sex that does not end in orgasm. It's just never been easy for me to come to climax in the middle of intercourse. I need some concentration, and that takes away from the moment for me. And it has never been the end goal of sex for me. I like the act of sex. Once I have an orgasm I am done…