Omigod, you guise. He didn't say he wanted to enslave black people. I'm sure he's talking about reinstating the Roman model of slavery with all foreigners deemed fair game as spoils of conquest & such. Like, in Nevada, tourist traps would be literal traps.

That would be an interesting question to pose for him actually. What if people wanted socialized medicine, for instance. Not the Affordable Health Care Act as we know it, but government funded medical care, not insurance. If such a bill were proposed and his constituents wanted it, what would he do? Or gun…

I've also heard that gay guys can also be sluts. I don't have the data to verify it though.

Remember, only us ladies can be sluts. Dudes are only capable of being studs. Curse double standards.

You certainly have my permission - that would be awesome.

I think slutty dudebros are otherwise known as dudebros.

Sorry but I think RiRi absolutely, 100% gives a shit what everyone thinks of her. To me, all the crap she spouts about not giving a shit shows how much she actually does give a shit. No one who genuinely doesn't care spends so much time talking about how they don't care.

Topically, I wonder if "Jessica's" popularity is correlated to the Sweet Valley High book series.

Fuck the world. I need cute kitten gifs, stat.

The amazing thing to me is that the prosecutors' office is getting almost no backlash for this, even though it was their actions that really set this in motion. After his victim committed suicide, the prosector's office actually entered into a deferred sentencing agreement with this guy. That agreement stipulated that…