The woodsman did not fear Death. He encountered it frequently on the road through the forest, tugging along the soul of a chipmunk or a sparrow or sometimes a human being. He always met Death with a friendly nod, which he saw as a professional courtesy. After all, Death was the reaper of souls and he was the reaper of…

Modern building codes require a large number of smoke detectors. In my 4 bedroom home, we have 8, and I'm told I actually need 2 more to be completely compliant with current new construction code.

The Earth is traveling around the Sun at 67,000 miles/hour but whatever about your geographical location from when you left to when you get there

Let's see...
- over saturated colors
- subtle as a heart attack
- obvious "twists"
- awful scripts
- capricious plots
- over wrought acting

He counts, kinda.

Yeah, putting R2-D2 into a background shot that barely anyone noticed really proves that.

Um... fighter planes are generally faster than bombers.
Not sure where you got that info... but big usually means slow, and small usually means fast. Just sayin...

Since when is Calais in Belgium?

Nobody thought it was creepy when Agent Kay from MIB was scoping out his long lost love via satellite uplink

So...basically...you ordered two pairs of headphones with no intention of keeping them...congrats...

Seriously. Some stores should adopt a no-return policy and keep prices low. For those of us who never return anything.

You're the reason why things are expensive...

On the other hand, the Wii U seems to be garnering a lot of press suddenly. Being the cheapest option by a wide margin and having some good looking titles on the horizon (SSB, MK8, Mario), people are starting to actually pay attention to it.