"Semen is inexpensive to produce" - inexpensive to produce? They're basically begging you to take it!

Or maybe he has a problem with the "nuns" because of something related to his son. That may have been why he killed that one Fairy Godmother instead of just stealing her wand.

I think this ignored my theory that Return of the Jedihas always been the dominant Star Wars movie.

Case in point: Terry Crews.

This video ignores the fact that kittens have been to space many times, indeed they have FTL capabilities and have journeyed even beyond our galaxy. They merely play with us because they find it amusing.

Yeah, it was like the day after the first season finale that Ryan Murphy announced that any actors who returned would be new characters, so if anyone else stops by they should be completely new.

Starting March 4th, Best Buy is doing $250 for the 250gb Xbox 360...not sure if it's the holiday bundle or just the regular console though.

Hmmm, that's interesting. But if it was the real world, for one second, then his son's room being as they showed it would have been okay but why would his wife still have voicemail? I understand keeping a room in place but keeping her old cell phone plan active? That's one angle I don't buy.

"So is Michael dreaming in one world or the other? (If it turns out that neither world is real, and he's actually in a coma in a world where both his wife and his son are alive, I will throw my television set out the window.)"

No, we need another Firefly here. I loved Awake, it quickly became one of my favorite pilots ever...but I think 13 episodes is the perfect number for it...if they wanna do 22 or 23 then that is fine but only 1 season. It's the perfect length for something like this.

No Hitler never had the entire spear, everybody knows it was fractured into 3 parts and that he only had 1 part...imagine if he had all 3 though.

Are you kidding? All 3 of the librarian movies are awesome, they're currently planning a 4th one that'll actually be delayed in theaters but Noah Wyle has mentioned that it's been delayed.

Eh, I didn't feel that way about Grinch or Cat in the Hat probably because while I liked the stories they were never my favorites. That was Lorax and it has such a nice message, and one that Wall-E did pretty perfectly too...Hollywood tends to mess stuff up when they diverge form the source material, not that it's…

This could be the worst news I've heard in awhile...shoulda just made(remade rather) a 30 minute short.

Followed right after by Jack of All Trades

I'm totally against this and love cats, but I still find it funny that it jumps away from the mouse all super scared.

I've seen this video everywhere today. It's blowing up the internet, and rightfully so...can you own sloths in America? if not, anyone know a black market sloth dealer?

I was very surprised to find out that Tim Daly and Steven Weber are not actually brothers...nor is Tony Shalhoub a cabi...the realization was shocking.

I know right?! It was dead and then it was rumored that Sony MIGHT revive it and then all of a sudden with no word of a revival there's commercials for Season 2...and just a few days after my birthday. too perfect.

No the ship didn't have to go there, the crew kinda abandoned it because there was an issue so then it ended up going there. The Gravity drive itself was not evil nor would it have to be.