makes me want to get out of my cube

Leaving a 13%+ tip isn't great, but it's a misdemeanor, not a felony, in the world of bad tipping.

Well maybe the NTSB will learn that two Wongs do not make a right.

(Telephone rings)

[KTVU Reporter]: This just in...KTVU has learned that two Bay-Area Natives were among the 23 injured during the 'Running Of The Bulls' in Pamplona. These individuals have been identified as Gordon B. Hind and Noam Oarlegs.

Boooo. Olives are delicious on pizza, sandwiches, and by themselves. At least, I like them in all those ways. But this wouldn't be an entertaining argument if I was reasonable. So pretend I said something drastic here, instead.

Nazi Mohammed

Ha ha ha very funny Mitch & Bob, but we need to get the costume back to Party Xpress now or we'll lose the deposit.

Let's all step back a moment here.

I'm a bit confused by your statements.

One more reason dogs are better than cats. A cat would have waited around to snack on whatever the bear left.

Goudelock? My thoughts exactly.