I've heard of motorcyclists doing stupid things, but brake checking (just hearing of it now) goes to the top of the list.

Maybe the line meant she just drank a beer with great enthusiasm. Because, you know, that's what the word quaff means, but go ahead and re-purpose it. #usa

I tip more generally and Melky makes more in half a game than I make in a year, but this story still irked me. Maybe because I am a Jays fan and she brought up steroids.

She just switched her Twitter account to protected. The swift justice of the internet is underway.

She should be fired.

Is publicly shaming a customer the best way to get people on your side?

After the way they've been punked by Bettman, why bother holding meetings?

But does she suck a good dick?

You know you've lived a charmed life when you get a bubble in your nose over a parking ticket.

What about Lil Wayne? Can he come again?

I hugged my dog so thoroughly he was clearly feeling sexually harassed. Lucky for me, he can't tell anyone!

"What do you mean 'we,' white man?"

How difficult must it have been to finish taking that dump?

I don't get the comments condemning the publication of the this well-written account of a marginal blood sport. Yes, it's disgusting that people would participate in this activity, but if there was a similarly well-written "sports" story about slave owners making slaves fight to the death and it was re-printed, would…

Not sure I want to. Kind of like the audio of Daniel von Bargen after his failed suicide attempt. I just don't think I need to hear it — as tempted as I am.

The most disturbing part of that documentary is when Herzog listens to the audio of the attack, he can't stand to listen to it all, and then he warns Treadwell's friend to never listen to it — to destroy the tape.

This could be footage of the entire country burning to the ground and I don't think I'd be surprised. Meanwhile, we're in Afghanistan trying to turn 19th century tribes into American cities.

Something tells me my Lhasa Apso is not going to war with a bear — or even a cat. My only hope is he won't let a bear sneak up on me, but really, he's useless.

I like how the other guy tried to sell that he was affected by that move and then tried to push the ref out of the way. Commitment!

As a fellow fat boy, I must commend you on getting that "looking up at the sky" angle for your profile picture.