And his trunk won’t be frozen shut either...dodged that bullet.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

I was a meth user for quite some time and thank GOD I never picked at my face. I know that sounds shallow but man, that screams meth like no other.

y’all can keep your white christmasses. this is the one I’m dreaming of

Now it’s a Christmas game

Love this generation of consoles, you pay a bunch of money for them, then money for online (for some reason) then on top of that, ads on your device.

Schreier, no! Don’t buy a pre-built machine!

Get yourself a buddy who’s built a machine before (or do it yourself if you’re feeling brave), head over to Newegg or another parts wholesaler, and part out your desired rig.

You’ll save at least 40% (and likely more) off purchasing a pre-built machine, and you’ll have the…

I am legit speechless over how good this is. The excerpts were great, but they don’t hold a candle to the complete works. I really think this might have been Marty’s best work, and screw Activision for not letting it be released.

this download link worked for me:

Well once its on the internet for an hour, and it’s on the internet forever.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

(to be fair, 1.0 runs way, way better than live was for a while)

Chicken Dinner.

Developers, developers, developers, developers...

In the case of the couch, the two Sims’ bodies would pop apart as the couch did and continue their separated-yet-conjoined coitus in animated unison until they were done, at which point they’d pop back together at the point where they “boarded” the couch. Woohoo always led to a lot of bugs in part because (as your…

Okay, please, please tell me about this.

I worked QA on The Sims 2 and Woohoo bugs were always the most hilariously horrifying. Especially when, say, you separated a segmented couch while they got down on it.

Just because your partners cannot bend space/time doesn’t mean you need to put the rest of us on blast.

Thank you for doing this important research

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.