♫♪Cats ambushing children is some of my favorite things ♪♫

POE is from House of Wolves, not TTK.

The fact that a company like Valve took so long to do this is just absolutely absurd.

I was an A-7 crew chief with the 44550th and I think that “cloaking device” has been repainted. I seem to remember it had brighter colors and a radiation warning sticker on it. But yeah, fuel truck drivers probably got the brunt of our false indignation when they got in the area. “See that thing hanging under the…

We have finally achieved Maximum Metal.

Bravo Team, reporting for duty!

Good fucking lord, dude. Mac isn’t exactly the second coming of Christ.

I think I found an effective cost cutting solution.

...video game sports tattoo litigation.

If you preordered on PSN, the beta was available to download on like wednesday. That email is from ubi, and unnecessary. I dunno when it goes down, but you may have time to play if your Internet is fast enough (26GB file)

Yourself, for not getting into it sooner.

New costumes for Han and Luke...

Calm down there, Satan.

Poor little guy. I bet he was exhausted.

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

Okay, that was surprisingly awesome.

Stop it Kotaku, I just got clean.

#NotAllMen

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.

You ignore Rule #1 just like so many others...