We don't use your likeness. You are driving a car, you are not Tom Cruise doing a photoshoot for Rolex.

Once again you got it wrong.

Umm... as a photographer 1 and 2 are actually just good business.

Yeah because godforbid someone actually try to make money from photography.

Why can't the simple answer ever be "They're just self absorbed narcissists with the personality of an in-grown toenail?"

So it can split water into oxygen and hydrogen cheaply? I was under the impression it took alot of energy to do that. Hydrogen powered cars?

The best!

This is me showing BMW employees what 'mini' means.

I don't get these. For 50k+ You get a not quite motorcycle not quite car with none of the charm of a Morgan? The only vehicles I will accept that share traits with motorcycles are Morgans and Lotus 7s and their clones. Morgans for history and the quirkiness and Lotus 7 because it is still a car but just super light…

Let me save you all a lot of trouble:

You are correct, sir. Worst I've flown, then they charge you for your carry-on.

Anything other than Spirit is the wrong answer. Tickets are somewhat cheaper than AA but only do it as a last resort.

Subaru 22b. No explanation needed

Ford Fiesta ST: I just participated in the Ford EcoBoost challenge over the weekend and got to drive the Focus ST back to back with the Fiesta ST. Really tough decision on which I liked better. Focus with its awesome Recarro's felt a bit more claustrophobic vs the Fiesta's similar but smaller seats. The Focus had…

Hey Subaru what does "tS" stand for?
Subaru- Oh you wanted more power? "tough Shit"

I have a feeling you've got a small penis, got disrespected in school and in real life, and are currently questioning your own sexuality by having to call a car 'gay'. Congrats!

Well, if you're not going to use your mirrors you probably don't need one....that said I would probably have waved to the motorcyclists or apologized when he rolled up.