Helluva nurple.

“I’m Keith Hernandez.”

(Clyde Frazier pops up out of nowhere)

This is capitalism. The Texas state government was purchased fairly and squarely.

45?

Pulisic is the first US soccer player that actually makes me think we might win a World Cup in my lifetime

The AFC is currently planning disciplinary action against the Iraqi Football Federation

Meh. I don’t mow very often... but I don’t water either and that seems to solve the problem. I told my neighbors what I was doing and why (no chems covering my yard, water waste etc.) and most of them bought in on it.

My monthly Democrate just came in the mail and all
I got was some stupid Obama poster and an autographed photo of Cher. I was expecting weed, or explosives. Fuck you, Democrate.

No way he’d make it as a punter.

Boy, this will be a tough one for Fox News:

Well, no, but thanks for asking...

Counterpoint: Dempsey and Howard weren’t 18 when they did that.

I’m 46, and no it’s not.

34 year old male checking in to say you’re wrong.

I was no saint, but I definitely never called anyone a “faggot.”

I will admit it was always a go to insult for men who are now in our 30's-40's etc.

It’s wrong yes but it happens and he should work on it to correct it. I will admit it was always a go to insult for men who are now in our 30's-40's etc.

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby