You definitely do not have to bet on this. It’s a google away my friend.

Ranger fan here and can give two shits about the caps.

Haha. BlueLivesMatter? You fucking serious? Fuckouttahere you bootlicker.

All of this, from the actual incident to the things we now know about the suspect and it’s related paraphernalia encapsulates the perfect Florida Man. Like, PERFECTLY. 

What in the actual fuck did I just watch.

You’re toeing the COTD line with that one.

Oh fuck that made me kick.

I mean, once the sanctioned fight is over and one leaves the Octagon to charge a guy, the difference between a bar fight and this extracurricular fight is just two sides of the same coin. The fence scaling towel man is fair game. 

If you think the NHLPA’s handling of this is why they’re 4th in the big 4, I think you’ve missed a lot of headlines in the past 20+ years about other leagues.

“risking his life to hit new altitudes and reach the Earth’s atmosphere.”

Bad take all around.

Sorry bud.

We’re talking small margins here but I thought he was actually well positioned upon the cross being initiated. If I were in goal, from the moment that cross comes over, I wouldn’t be worried about a shot near post because of the distance to goal but a cross to the near post first -> header, far post - header second…

What the fuck?

That’s funny but is that even a pun?

Glad you did the google search for me because I was not willing to look for that on my work computer.

I feel like you missed an opportunity by not calling it “Magabama”.

Based on the headline, I really didn’t think that the coach was going to actually give the third base to the kid. I thought, for some reason, the coach was going to lay into him for a comment the kid made of sorts.

I was pleasantly surprised.

Killing my business, to own the libs.

Watch out for that ratio.

It’s unfortunate when people fuck up one of my favorite colloquialisms.