Is this a serious question?

Bad take all around.

Sorry bud.

We’re talking small margins here but I thought he was actually well positioned upon the cross being initiated. If I were in goal, from the moment that cross comes over, I wouldn’t be worried about a shot near post because of the distance to goal but a cross to the near post first -> header, far post - header second…

What the fuck?

That’s funny but is that even a pun?

You happen to get off an Emirates flight EK203?

Glad you did the google search for me because I was not willing to look for that on my work computer.

I feel like you missed an opportunity by not calling it “Magabama”.

Based on the headline, I really didn’t think that the coach was going to actually give the third base to the kid. I thought, for some reason, the coach was going to lay into him for a comment the kid made of sorts.

I was pleasantly surprised.

Killing my business, to own the libs.

Watch out for that ratio.

It’s unfortunate when people fuck up one of my favorite colloquialisms.

What’s crazy is that the punter put that football within 2 yards of each other.

Lyft’s updated statement of saying “it’ll shrink driver earnings while increasing wait times” defies all economic.

Wait times will increase because the demand is high. Less idle time for drivers = higher earnings...

If no action at all, tax the shit out of these companies making money, put it towards public…

And that squabble, my friend, is why we’re here.

GOOD DAY.

Give me $5,000 and I will invite you to it. 

Don’t know man, even when I was 17, 16, 15, 14 or, 13 I have never called anyone a fag.

To think of it, it never happened when I was 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, or 1.

I’m 33, been dating my girlfriend for 5 years now and every time we go to one we’re like, that was fun! but I could have thrown the same thing for 1/10th of the cost.

You said ‘young girl’ playing her sheng but like, she’s asian, so she can be 12 or 45.

just saying.