Wow. Thats 2 full beer thrown within the dimensions of a strike zone. That is indeed impressive.

I actually want to know who threw that ball, which I didn’t even realize that happened until now.

But since Kobe was named after the steak that the parents saw on the menu, the theme stands.

He wanted a putting course on the white house lawn. He couldn’t care less about what happened around it.

“And those are the kind of people you want to bring into our country.”

That’s funny.

Because they have “Long Island” in their name?

I think the issue people are having is that Uber decided to advertise that they’re actively picking people up, and in fact, making it easier. I’m sure Lyft didn’t say, we’re shutting donw pick-ups from JFK, but they weren’t like, HEY! USE US WHILE YELLOW CABS ARE ON STRIKE.

Oh man, that’s funny.

I have a searzall and it’s great.

Possibly in a still full swamp.

Let’s hope the family gets the 20mil and not a case of catchers reporting pitchers with pitchers.

Because he’s a rich white male who doesn’t have to worry about anything that his friend fucks up while in the white house.

This is good Kinja but in a bad way.

Follow up, can you claim a foreign national as a national treasure like he did with Julian Assange?

Bathsalts.

Why do the athletes I admire have to be the bigest fucking morons to walk on this planet? WHY?

You need to do a heck more than 3 hours of tennis playing to burn past glycogen and fat. Like, at least 3 hours. Second of all, they’re fueling mid match so her asessment is full of shit, really.

You need to do a heck more than 3 hours of tennis playing to burn past glycogen and fat. Like, at least 3 hours. Second of all, they’re fueling mid match so her asessment is full of shit, really.

I’ve read that description now three times and I don’t know if I’m missing a step or that I’m confused because its so fucking stupid.

A taco pro doesn’t need any organizing.

A taco pro doesn’t need any organizing.