On a similar level, who are the 20 other idiots who recommended this?

Whats scarier is that someone gave birth to this.

Potato, Potato....?

You describing Baylor or the whole institution of NCAA sports?

As a northeasterner, someone telling me that Texas isn't the south is like someone telling me that Idaho isn't part of the flyover state.

Hm, more like...

Whats crazy is that Conan isn't that much shorter than Dirk.

In fact, Barry, the best thing he could have hid behind was the blanket to absorb the most impact from the projectile.

You failed at high school level physics and insults.

I just think Suey Park is narrow ey...I mean, narrow minded.

"mistakes were made" - NYI

I'm happy enough to get the Kuato reference. #humblebrag

Not gonna lie, I would have pissed my pants crying and BALLED for the rest of the day, Week and month.

Prrof that Crossfit can make a moron out of anyone.

My country is the fucking best at the dumbest shit imaginable.

I see that you filed this article under "Close Calls" but upon further review, that shit was closer than just a "Close Call". I was not expecting something THAT.

You've never flopped have you?

Depends on the offer. I'd prefer the Verrazano. I think it provides the best bang for buck. How much?

Then it makes sense as to how your comment has zero common sense.

Have you ever driven a car?

What was he going to do after he had kicked the divider?