IceMetalPunk
IceMetalPunk
IceMetalPunk

So, Limer? You single? eh? eh?

Truth. They don't even get cool technology out of the deal.

Who uses their coins to buy stuff anyways? I save mine for when I have to pay a bullshit parking ticket. Then I stuff an old sock full of the exact amount plus a few cents and leave it on their desk. Then I pull up a chair and watch them count it.

It's a rocket ship!

"Hodor hodor." -Hodor

Wikipedia says it isn't.

The ultimate is to call a bad idea "a shit filled Twinkie; it looks good on the outside but once you bite into it then you realize just how bad it really is."

It's designed to Mil Spec. Way beyond waterproof.

Ah hell, disagreements about the nature of god have killed more people than cancer.

we are here 4 u

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's

I seldom make it a point to star a comment or respond but really, THAT WAS AWESOME! Haha!

Jesus.

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The fact that cruise ship horn battles are a thing makes me happy...

oh man, attachments! It took a long time to get my mom up to speed. My dad loses his shit anytime there is computer related confusion. (As he does in traffic). My mom got phished (but caught on in time) when Heartbleed hit. We bith thought it was too much for my dad, akin to the Cuban Missle Crisis.

I can ask my mom to tweet at you will that help.

Actually

Have a bit of clock envy, do ya?