Infinite musical monkeys, sir.

Yep, most of the time. But equally as often, the men on the other end don't do tests like that. And in some cases, the video works against that in many conversations (not that I'd know...it's not like I've trolled people with videos....ever...much...often...)

I was pronouncing it "Hevic". Granted, there's no I, and also granted it doesn't mean anything...but it sounds better than letter-by-letter pronunciation.

All the porn?

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...sing along, you know the words! xD

Some of these are actually possible, especially the last. If you're watching a show or a movie, I guarantee a reverse image search of the actor on screen will give you the actor's name 90% of the time. From there, IMDB tells you all you need to know :) .

"Hey, can I rent your apartment for a month? You know, it's just easier to make money fucking people in one place instead of walking the streets or jumping from hotel to hotel."

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/physics/absolute-hot.html

Again, videos of girls being played by guys don't count.

Memes mutate. Saying "In Soviet Russia, X" is more vague than the original "X [VERB] you" meme, but it's still recognizable.

I always assumed that was the point of their posting those pictures. To show off how "hot" they think they are without regards for how slutty they actually look.

You're an idiot. Doubting the official version does NOT make you a conspiracy theorist. However, saying you think the official version is fake without real evidence—or with only evidence that can be explained within the parameters of the official version—DOES make you one.

No worries. Fapping to troll videos is no different than fapping to porn...except in this case, the porn producer watches you fap.

It doesn't look like the original person? I mean, it's a little thinner (probably because the underlying robot frame is thinner), but otherwise it looks very much like the same person.

Fleshlight + blowup dolls. They can exist now with a little combination on your side.

You just triggered a memory of Family Guy's Miley Cyrus. No, Miley, no! Don't kill them all!

It makes a small difference to most moviegoers, and it costs a lot more to do. It won't happen if it's a money pit.

Not sure about black holes, but a quick search shows that newly formed neutron stars are around 100 billion Kelvin (about 99,999,999,999 degrees Celsius), so I'm assuming it's either around there or hotter.

Hot? Sure. Hottest? Not by a long shot.

Nope. They can always write about things that already happened :) .