What, regrowing an entire heart? I've seen it in the nascent stages before, so I'm sure it'll eventually be possible, but I'd say not for another couple of decades at least.

You notice they're not smiling, but you don't notice that they have no mouths whatsoever? Priorities, man!

Starving to death! Woo! Darwin wins again!

What? No one is shitting on the sanctity of marriage! Kim Kardashian exemplified it perfectly; no marriage should last more than 72 hours lest you get bored with each other and begin the spousal abuse cycle to cure your boredom!

That would make gay and lesbian relationships pretty empty, I'd think.

I love how people see a flying machine, especially one associated with the military, and they think, "Ohmigod ALIENS!" Hey, people, we've had flying machines for over 100 years now, and many of those flying machines are used for the military! Take off your tinfoil hats or you'll completely miss the day we DO meet…

Brain surgery also blows my mind...when the doctor mistakes C4 for gauze.

Yeah, gravity would pull it down. Unless, for example, you had a precisely calibrated fan below that pushes up with just enough force to counteract gravity...but that kind of calibration would be a nightmare. Best just stick to freefall! :D

Probably not at all. There are plenty of free electrons in the body that would most likely jump directly onto the now-positive glucose.

You get half a point for that. Next time, try using the actual YouTube URL instead of the Google one so that Giz doesn't screw up trying to parse it.

The Irish didn't start wearing kilts until the 20th century, so...I don't know if I'd count that or just call them 1900's hipsters xD . And there are indeed plaid skirts, so I don't know what you're talking about there... Proof? Ugh, the link is too convoluted for Giz to recognize it as a URL. Just go to Google Images…

I've got a nice cave, thanks. It has this interesting new thing called "air conditioning" which helps as the seasons change. Enjoy your hunting! I'll be right back from the store in 10 minutes with more food than you can catch in a month. Maybe I'll share some with you...maybe...

Perhaps that's the default it comes up with if it hasn't had time to build a decent dictionary yet?

I love Markov chains, especially when applied to language! Mine would be something along the lines of "Why? LOL I "...I don't know what the rest would be. I should pay more attention to my texts...

If you ain't Scottish, a kilt just makes you a boy in a skirt.

I remember that being a question on my biology exam in high school, about 5 years ago. It wasn't about tight pants, but it was something along the lines of "evolutionarily, why do testicles develop outside of the body?" The answer, of course, being that they need to be kept cooler than body temperature to produce…

No, not even. It's a single-variable algebra equation to solve.

From the article: "Firstly, awareness of bias in one's thinking doesn't help. As the researchers explain: 'people who were aware of their own biases were not better able to overcome them.'" So, no, you can't learn to overcome the biases.

I assume .play will be for porn. I also assume .pizza will be for porn. Hell, all of these are for porn, because the Internet is for porn. First person to reply with the Avenue Q video gets points.

Comcast: making the world better for torrenters AND saving money at the same time. Efficiency at its best. Good thing I use Comcast :) .