Hey, I'm American, and gravy fries are delicious. In fact, I love poutine—well, the American version which uses cheddar cheese instead of cheese curds.

On my iPod Touch, I just go to the YouTube website in Safari. I made a shortcut app icon for it, too.

I think this is hilarious. In the comments of one of the other WWDC articles, several people clamored on about how "until iOS can give me turn-by-turn directions with my voice, it will never be as good as Android." Well, here you go.

That's...not the NLP I meant. I meant "Natural Language Processing". As in, Siri's ability (or rather, the cloud's ability) to understand natural human speech and extract relevant data out of it. I.E. "Siri, do I need an umbrella?" gets understood as "Weather". The ability to speak to Siri like a normal conversation,…

That's what I do with my phone. I put it on silent and turn it face-down. I suppose it wouldn't work for people who charge their iPhones on a dock, though.

Which is fine, except that then you have to wait for a longer power-on in the morning. Or whenever you wake it up (you may want to have it sleep during the day when not in use). It's a minor inconvenience, sure, but since there's a way around it (using Sleep Mode)...why not use it?

You mean the iPhone couldn't reject with a text until now? Wow, weird...my LG Rumor Touch, a decidedly dumb phone in today's market, can do that...

I like the tidbit about Siri being able to open apps. Can it do that for any app, or just preset ones? For example, can I say, "Siri, I need to beat my high score in Tap Tap Revenge 4" and she'll open it? Frivolous example, I know, but the concept is still a valid question.

Oh, so Droid has NLP now? Funny, I didn't hear about that...mind citing some sources, please?

It's Jobs's posthumous Reality Distortion Field.

Joe Pesci will. Just pray to him. Worked for George Carlin.

Again, if you're not worried about power usage because it's plugged in, why sleep at all? If it's only in intervals, though, I can see how THAT would be useful. The article made it sound like using Power Nap keeps it constantly updating while asleep...

Doesn't matter. If you're not worried about power usage because it's plugged in, why sleep in the first place?

Doesn't this ruin the point of putting your computer to sleep? I thought sleep mode was intended to lower the power usage...but if you're doing all this radio work and installation and processing, I can't imagine it's not using a lot of power.

Like, "oh, this language is much easier to learn and work with; someone who knows C++ already can learn this new language in two days, max"?

For the same reason there are so many different natural languages (Spanish, English, French, German, Portuguese, etc. etc. etc.): different languages develop in different environments. If you really want a perfect example, I'd turn your attention to the fictional (but well-designed) Dothraki language of Game of…

But...jQuery isn't for...and that doesn't make...but I can't...what?

Is there a GIF of Captain Obvious standing next to Jeff Dunham's Peanut while he does the "airplane over the head" bit? That would be applicable here.

That last one won't fool anyone I know. They'd run after me immediately without regard for making a mess. I guess it only works on clean freaks.

No. 'Murrican money is special. It's better. It's all the best in the world or something, right?