Oh, I've known I'm addicted to Facebook for a long time now. Doesn't mean I want to stop using it, especially when I'm literally across the country from most of my friends, and none of them use the phone often.

The latter. Even smart people make stupid decisions sometimes...which means most people make stupid decisions all the time.

RTA.

Did you read the article? While this doesn't stop them from doing that, it does alert you if someone takes a screenshot, so you at least know who's done that and when.

So are street-walkers, I'd assume...

Uh...have you ever had a dog? Even taking from that specific definition, doge can, in fact, have opinions about things. For example, they have things they like and things they don't like. They can infer that certain actions will lead to certain rewards or punishments, and decide if they want to do that or not. They…

Bitched...I see what you did there.

Yep. That's about right. With my cousins' dog, if you scratch her anywhere even once, it's right into the belly-rub pose. And if you fall for it and start rubbing her belly...well, you'll be sitting there until your arm is dead from exhaustion. Funny how dogs get that for free, but if a human wants a few hours of…

Love it! Heart-click for you. Oh, man, I'm conditioned to heart-click whenever I laugh. Damn you, Pavlov!

So true. Of course, if you ask them, the cats will say they heard "Now, Fluffy, feel free to relax on the couch all day doing not a damn thing, and if you see something you think might be a mouse, I encourage you to tear up everything in the house trying to kill it. Bring lots of dead birds inside from the yard, too,…

There should be one more link in that chart. After "Can you eat it?->No" there should be a "Is it a leg or a female? Yes? Hump it. Done."

So... "FOOD! SLEEP! PLAY! HUMP YOUR LEG! FOOD—OOH, I HAVE TO CRAP!—FOOD! PLAY! LEG!"

Relevant?

I suppose. But anyone who may have been sleeping under a technological rock for a while might not know that iPod Touch 2G can't run iOS 5.0 ;) .

It's not just in childhood. Haven't you seen the many parents who freak out over the "terrible chemicals in my child's food"? If a word is unknown and/or scientific sounding, it must be harmful. Isn't that how language works?

Chlorine is quite toxic by itself (in fact, so corrosive it'll tear your lungs apart, which is why it was used as a chemical weapon in WWI and the Iraqi war). Sodium, when it touches water, erupts violently into flames.

Hey, you forgot to mention things like Pyridoxal-phosphate (terrible, horrible, poisonous, toxic—oh, wait, it's just vitamin B6). Basically anything that's described in vocabulary over a 4th-grade level makes people rant and rave about how terrible our ingredients are, even it they're harmless or, oftentimes,…

Up until the mention that this is quantum information, I was thinking we could maintain an open radio connection between two nodes, then use these pulses to transmit the actual data along the connection at FTL speeds.

Because nothing can move faster than the speed of light. In fact, nothing with mass can move AT the speed of light, as that would require both infinite mass and infinite energy, so that ship couldn't exist in the first place.

You should say "iPod Touch 3G or later". My 2G stopped updating at about 4.1, which sadly means many apps don't work with it. I can't imagine all of these apps need the 3G updated hardware to run; most devs probably just don't bother making their apps backwards-compatible. Lazy bastards (which I will be one day with…