I think we can safely say this is the new "look on the bright side" meme. For all the days.

Attacking vaginas is kind of what makes life worth living...

It would kill a large majority of woman, and a small minority of men. Children of Men, anyone?

This sounds cool. I hope it's built in my lifetime...and that at some point I can afford to travel to Dubai.

"It's dark down there"? You do know we've had artificial light for about 300 years, right?

"...is actually a 32-inch polycarbonate blade..."

If you really studied, you wouldn't have answered a question with the Gambler's Fallacy. F!

It makes sense both evolutionarily and developmentally.

"Wear a rubber at all times. It will protect your areas from lightning strikes." "Please, what are the chances of that happening?" God: "Screw that, a rubber won't protect your balls anyway. Want proof? Here you go."

The Ballectric Codpiece?

Way to understand randomness and physics. You get an F on the exam.

Actually, it says "Nigger magnet: keep staring, darkie, she's yours." It's also obviously a satirical image overall, so it shouldn't be taken seriously in any way.

It's where instead of searching for images using keywords, you search for images using other images.

I love pork.

Heat-conducting spoon? Aren't all metal spoons heat-conducting? I've always run the spoon under hot water for 10 or so seconds and it scoops like butter...

Do you pray to the Almighty Pornhub?

Plus, there are many viruses that actually modify their own code each time they replicate to avoid AV capture (hence why good AVs use heuristics in addition to straight databases). That's much too much like evolution, so they don't believe in it.

Haha, I've never seen a transition like that before. I wouldn't put it past them: "Sorry, this link is out of date. However, you shouldn't be looking at porn in the first place, you heathen, so come and accept Jesus into your life! We'll be praying for you!"

I don''t believe that's real. No one could be that stu—er, nevermind. I concede the point.

PCJesus shall be downloaded into your life whether you want him or not, and he shall show you the way with phishing and bread. He can even turn Windows to WINE for you...