Fans of crashes need to fuck off into a Canyonero.

Smallest missile launched from an escort would be a Sea-RAM system, the Sea Sparrow can do just fine as a counter-missile system. The CIWS works just fine against close-range targets, and the smallest gun is a rapid-firing 76mm - there's a whole host of engagement ranges and envelopes to protect the carrier.

And that's why they have escorts.

Well, shit.

"GT"FO?

Hey, they don't call it a cockpit for nothing.

I bet everyone thought Elliot Rodger was just making empty threats and venting his frustrations right up until he pulled the trigger.

You wanna take that gamble, go right ahead.

Jason Torchinsky, Infinite Monkey?

Below the waterline, you might say.

And now I can't help but think that the Navy version would end with everyone running from their lives when the Boatswain's Mate showed up.

I was hoping for something that would lead to the explanation "And at that point, Colonel, the Staff Sergeant parked his HMMWV just in front of the camera...."

I'm gonna agree with UKPDXWRX, this picture gave me a B-1R.

Is it a supercar? No. But it's way, way past anything described as a sportscar by any means. This is the F-20 Tigershark of the automobile world. As fast as anything three times its size and ten times its cost, much more nimble, and should potentially be available to anyone compared to the really high-end …

This is the single most cracked idea Torchinsky's ever thought of.

I'm waffling between Decepticon and "hey wow someone made a motorcycle out of Maximus' helmet from Gladiator" myself.

Mostly leaning Decepticon though.

Dude, AUTOMOTIVE TOURISM. Where else can you catch air legitimately like that?

Renders of Toyota's new C-HR concept have been released and the sporty looking crossover seems like it just escaped from an automotive Blue's Clues. Yes, for the life of me, I now can't unsee this car as an eager puppy ready to play fetch at 70MPH.

So it's a Chinese Hyanide. Eh.

Shame SBI's not publicly traded, or at least not from what I found with ninety seconds of google fu.

Wow...it's like, for one brief shining moment, the Navy pushed its head so far up its own butt it caught a glimpse of sunlight and finally realized what the LCS should have been all along, and then built it!

Same missile system as the Littoral Congressional Scam, solid firepower, the ability to survive being shot at or…