I just got off of house arrest and the first thing I did was take a Shit in the street and to celebrate I had this picture taken by Santander!

Holy Hot Shit on a Plate Batman!

I can Haz Poopie!

@Desu-San-Desu:

The Quick Detail and Clay Bar!

@FordTuffMcgruff: Nah... A Pretty girl in tight jeans on a Sport Bike, for the win.

Not a single mention of a women on motorcycles?

That will buff right out...

There is nothing sexier than a Woman on a motorcycle in a pair of tight low cut jeans...

This is the most un-american thing I have read all day... Must be a French-man behind this...

@K5ING: COTD!

@The Stig's American Cousin: Here is a cookie for your trouble...

@Tasty Cheese: It depends on the car dealership... Most in MD will toss you the keys with only getting a copy of your DL. But if you test drive a car from a CARMAX, the salesperson has to drive it off of the lot. To get out of the lot they need to punch in a super secret passcode and wave a proxy badge.

Rainbow Road - Mario Kart, you Sir Racetrack are the bane of my existance!

C'mon Son...

I always picture Jesus in a Tux T-shirt and a Mullet...

I guess this was for gasoline only... Cause My TDI Jetta can top half of that list...

@phate1229: Heart Click!

@HowardRoarkLaughed: Doh! Thanks for the correction.

@elchimpo: I see what you did there... But that is Texas and not New Mexico.