Sounds like you didn’t like Metroid for many of the reasons why most people dig it, then bought a Metroid game and expected something different. Nobody’s fault but yours.

Oh God, shut the fuck up.

Hahah me too. I remember it would come on MTV when I’d be alone in the living room and I’d haul ass into the kitchen to “watch/not watch”. But that was also sorta magical, great tune and that mysterious video. The part with the cake cutting....fuck!

Edgy as fuck.

Shocking.

You seem like a fun person.

Almost as much as he does. Dude is trash.

God, shut the fuck up already. It’s one person’s view/opinion based on what HE wants to compare it to. Fucking nerd out on something else.

Had a lof of fun with Battleborn, shame they shot themselves in the foot releasing so close to Overwatch. I made friends a decent sized chunk of people who played BB regularly, each bailed for OW as time rolled on.

*still a loser who can’t let people be happy.

The fact that you need to argue this with someone who is just excited to play the game, regardless of whatever you feel the need to correct him on, makes you a fucking dickhead. Giant paragraphs of text to drive a point home. The guy’s excited to play Metroid, let it go.

*getbent

I did too lol...I went to the store looking for it and was sadly mistaken. Figured I’d pass along the info to you :)

You need it to play War of the Chosen, it’s an expansion.

Really, please elaborate on what I misread...I’ll hold my breath in anticipation. You seem to equate having a problem with an older person going after a minor sexually as an American thing...you seem pretty lost as a human so by all means, explain what I missed. If that kind of thing is no big deal where you’re from,…

Yer fun.

You don’t sayyyyyy

Amazing

Pretty sure the point of the story is the gross 23 year old douchebag who wanted to fuck the 15 year old. Did you miss that part? I’m American and I can read.

AW man, for a sarcasm expert, you certainly missed some in that last comment!