A big part of why Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Pixies, and Soundgarden were so popular was because of the glam-rock/hairband era they helped pull us out of.

You know, I just want to point out that, for a certain cross-section of your readership *cough*myselfincluded*cough* it would probably have been much better if the title of this article read, "Poop DURING a Date" rather than "Poop ON a Date". Just sayin'.

If that's the most disgusting bathroom floor you've ever seen, you've led one incredibly sheltered life.

"Another useless dead thing / I've been killed by Love."

— Obscure song lyric by Toronto's The Pursuit of Happiness or cryptic message to investigators? We'll never know Kurt Cobain's true final thoughts, even though police could read them spattered on the wall of his Seattle home.

"I thought you died alone, a long long time ago" sang Cobain, who died alone, a long long time ago.

"Where did you sleep last night?" crooned Kurt Cobain while covering a song made famous by Leadbelly. But Cobain didn't have lead in his belly. He had lead in his head, thanks to a shotgun blast by his own hand.

1:51 — You can definitely see tears in his eyes.

I think Bieber's fall there is actually legitimate.

Not only were they delayed but they were so half-assed it actually added extra sad to this whole thing. Even the Biebz' sycophantic entourage (who's only job is to pretend to be amazed by everything he does) couldn't muster up convincing fake-enthusiasm for this horseshit.

It's bewildering to think that an actual conversation was had in which all of this was set up, and everyone involved was somehow convinced that the final product was a cool thing that needed to be posted on Instagram. Just, like, negative levels of self-awareness going on here.

"Hey Bob, check this guy out" said the Teller while on the verge of ROFL'ing.

That is one calm Bank teller. These guys must see shit like a LOT.

"Glass FTW"

Yup. It's lame but they're our invention. Now, if one was to list ALL of our inventions like tv cameras, radio tubes and space arms; we'd be here all day.

5 pin bowling, ringette, lacrosse:)

How come if I see a US tv clip the medals are tallied up totally different to anybody else in the world.

One of the other judges was the wife of the President of the Russian Skating Federation. They "substituted" for two different judges who had judged the short program. So yeah, it was super shady.

Nobody in America watches Fox News unless they're laughing at it.

Smug ice dancing competition fixing bastard.

One of the judges in the 2014 Winter Olympics was previously suspended for trying to fix the 1998 Winter Olympics? That seems...inappropriate.