"Hey Bob, check this guy out" said the Teller while on the verge of ROFL'ing.

That is one calm Bank teller. These guys must see shit like a LOT.

"Glass FTW"

Yup. It's lame but they're our invention. Now, if one was to list ALL of our inventions like tv cameras, radio tubes and space arms; we'd be here all day.

5 pin bowling, ringette, lacrosse:)

How come if I see a US tv clip the medals are tallied up totally different to anybody else in the world.

One of the other judges was the wife of the President of the Russian Skating Federation. They "substituted" for two different judges who had judged the short program. So yeah, it was super shady.

Nobody in America watches Fox News unless they're laughing at it.

Smug ice dancing competition fixing bastard.

One of the judges in the 2014 Winter Olympics was previously suspended for trying to fix the 1998 Winter Olympics? That seems...inappropriate.

Obviously this was fake. I mean did you SEE those bedrooms?!?

This is the best plane story I have ever heard.

A few years ago I was on a flight from Chicago back home. I sat on the aisle of a 3 seat row and next to me were two women in their 70s. You could tell they'd known each other forever and were the kind of women I think of as Broads. Ballsy ladies that had madcap adventures in old movies.

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But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

personality disorder.