I wonder why he asked. I doubt it's because he's a fan.

That guy's only 30? He looks 50.

Throwing dollar bills at a stripper? That's tacky as shit. Wanna impress? Save that money and give it to a poor kid from your neighborhood who wants to study science.

Creepy? No. They were clearly both high maintenance and weird. Who communicates with his or her partner through long text messages, after all?

"I'm an adult now", sang The Pursuit of Happiness, and so was Kurt Cobain, which is why he was able to purchase the shotgun he used to kill himself.

"My libido", is not was Kurt Cobain was contemplating when he grasped a phallic symbol and made it explode inside his mouth.

He does seem like a really nice guy.

Sure, it's like when you're in a fender bender. You might not feel the pain at first, but the next day you'll be sore.

Simple: suspensions.

Smithwick's Draught is also quite good as far as light beers go.

Nah. Because it's horse piss.

I'm guessing it's because brewed in Nova Scotia and shipped to Ontario.

Would you drink it, though? You couldn't pay me enough to drink a Molson Canadian again. There's way too much good beer in Canada to settle for that.

The fact that the light beer version of Labbat Blue and Molson Canadian (beers that only old men and teenagers drink in Canada) are both in the top three makes for a strong argument against light beer.

Don't forget Edison's light bulb. He bought the patent from two Canadians.

Yes, I forgot lacrosse...But professional ringette and 5-pin bowling?

Kid who lives in a mansion?

Actually...

Russia got caught cheating before (2002 Winter Olympics), and their skaters still kept their gold medal. If people get away with cheating with only a slap on the wrist, or without any repercussion, they'll do it again.