Sure, if you say so. At least I don't complain about urban development while benefiting from it.

Also explains why her breasts aren't popping out of her top.

That's it, feign ignorance in order to hide your envy.

I get 5 months of paid vacation per year.

What's wrong with calling them 'teabaggers'? After all, they were using the term freely until John Waters fans tapped them on the shoulder and...

Cry me a river. I moved literally halfway around the world to get a job.

Yes, I'm very suspicious of the reasons or motives for not including pictures of the previous buildings.

That or, "911? My shoes are crushing my feet. I can't feel my toes anymore...".

Get the fuck over it. Shaun White is amazing, but wasn't the best man in the finals. He knew it, which is why he was still all smiles when he congratulated the winner with a huge hug. Take that as a lesson in sportsmanship and stop whining.

Sue them for libel. That would be funny as hell.

Me watching the second video: "Why is the dude in handcuffs? ...Oh".

Like this?

It's not really about the plumbing. The plumbing is fine. It's just cheaper than having a full time janitor ready to unclog toilets and clean up messes.

You can't murder a dog...unless you're married to him.

Because Canadian football is older than both American football and the metric system.

Yes, I would imagine it does...but lifting weights after taking marijuana could be dangerous, regardless of which strain you take. I would think that if you're high, you lack the necessary the motor skills to handle the weights in a safe manner, and if you're numb you might overdo it.

It's a kids' story, so in the greater scheme of things it really doesn't matter: she's still a billionaire and most adults don't care.

Seems counterproductive. I want my adrenaline to be high when I'm benching twice my own weight. I could see how it would be advantageous when I'm snowboarding, though.

Heck, even the name of the company isn't original (check out the Hyundai Equus).

She pleaded guilty.