Never trust people who run down popular things, because they’re pretty much all trying to out cool you with their hipster disdain for the popular.

Aren’t a lot of weddings destination weddings unless you and all your friends were too boring to leave your shit town?

I really like the chipotle one.

If we are lucky the third act of this has him murder a hojillion more people

Make it a manual and VW would sell 10s of them!

As a random moron myself, I feel somewhat perturbed by your tone here.

Aqueducts have lousy water pressure, apparently

They look like pheasants to me :S

You’re spreading the joke pretty thin right there, doing a discervix to everyone who reads it.

Leave it to Dre to stirrup controversy.

I believe you misspelled Years. 

Um. He said why he wasn’t there. He had to protect the Inner Sanctum.

NASCAR just got fuel injection like four years ago. They’re scheduling center lock wheels for sometime in 2085.

Have you ever actually *seen* NASCAR? At their technological advancement pace it’s a miracle the cars aren’t being pulled around the track by horses. ;)

I want to buy a TC

Original poster neglected the E for SUV naming strategy: Edge, Explorer, Expedition, Excursion, Flex. Goddammit.

I was just about to post that same link.

I think it’s actually pretty cool. They blew up the set to life size so you can see the car as if you’re a mini-fig.

Vaporware and Crypto?! Wow we just hit peak 2018 in the Automotive industry.

That’s not a Volkswagen that’s a Toy-Yoda