Off road 1199 Ducati Panigale TerraCorsa (Kinja isn’t letting me upload a pic, see link).

Google Christmas Abbott... first female NASCAR pit crew member and Crossfit badass.

I was always partial to the flat head screw driver and hammer route. FUCK YOU OIL FILTER

As a dude I’ve done nearly every single one of those things. Not having a shop to work in makes a man, (and presumably these women) desperate. The pipe wrench is a fantastic fuck you to oil filters, for example.

It worked for the ACA!

We are not talking about TSA, but about air-side security which is totally different.

I remember this meme

In another interesting historical footnote, all 99 were believed to be wearing red jerseys.

Saab - Born from Ugly Death Trap Jets

I’m stealing this.

I like your suggestion.

Oh I have a number of excuses that my pilot instructor gave me.

The Excellent design inspiration:

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I don’t have any of that either, but I drink Red Bull, so maybe it could happen.

Ah! Good point. Funnily, a key plot twist is that the dinosaurs are NOT all female. They were supposed to be all female to prevent natural procreation but, as Dr. Malcolm would say, life finds a way. I believe the technical explanation was that the reconstructed dino DNA included DNA from other species, including a…

And considering the frog DNA, the movie also has really extensive trans representation. (There’s actually a musical about this.)

Well thats just insanity, the headbut part is funny though.

Find a friend with a manual transmission and tell him you'll let him drive the lotus if he teaches you how to drive his car. Try to find a friend with a newer car as many of those have an anti-stall feature built in to the pcm.