Clearly a triple rotor wankel with leaky electron seals.

Add a TTUURRBBOO sticker FTW

My mom owned a car with a manual fuel reserve!

Ah, today’s yoots.

#opportunitycost

If it costs as much as an entire Yugo (aka The Countach metric) then I LOVE IT.

“4DSC” (J30 Maxima competitor)

I’M HOPING I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE ;)

Elon is Mister Sci-Fi, building our actual future on Mars. Why would it be surprising that his ultra-niche vehicle would look like a sci-fi rover? We have Mazda for making wind-sculpted vehicles.

People leave out that beyond “design” Tesla is experimenting with a crease-and-fold construction technique, which does lead naturally to its geometric shapes.

I rented an all-black Gen1 for a weekend and took it on my big 400 mile motorcycle loop around SoCal with a friend who’s a cart racer. It is totally more fun that any regulation convertible, only equaled by a doorless Wrangler for openness (I’ve done that too). Sporting wise, dropping a knee on a bike is more…

Because in a Vanderhall you look much less like a douchebro.

I DON’T work in solar, but 500 miles in an hour charging seems unlikely as well.

I’m also an FFF (former festiva flogger). Remarkable little car that only needed a clutch replacement (besides consumables) in 170,000 miles. My “other car” has always been motorcycles, so it was plenty refined and quiet for me. And the 12"ers made for single lane u-turns which was super helpful when learning my way…

I know my hoes!

Those got a lot of fawning press when they came out. The premium price was a barrier, when it meant you could fill a garage with a Goldwing, a CBR, AND a CRF for less. And given the short lives of many a boutique moto maker, being able to get service and parts in a couple of years is always a big gamble.

My Fiat 500e had no problems (after spending it’s FIRST month at the dealer). And my Bolt has had zero problems over two years so far. Its tech features are lane keeping that might as well be broken as it works so poorly, and collision warning (but no braking/avoidance), and OnStar that I could do completely without.

I have three of those “simple cars” - I call them motorcycles. Not even fuel injection on any of ‘em!

If I had a million dollars....I’d buy you a nice Reliant automobile.

Perhaps if they were branded “utility sockets” instead?