Um, and as others have noted, length is not a problem at all. I like your idea that something is a problem if you personally don't want to deal with it. Perhaps your attention span is the problem, bub.

You know, shit like this and tl;dr have got to be the most ridiculously stupid internet crap ever invented. If you don't feel like reading something, fine. But why would you want to advertise the fact? Does it provide some pleasure to you to go out of your way to let everyone know how much you didn't read something…

This is great, and terrifying.

Imma let you finish, but the best card trick of all time is the one Matthieu Bich performed on Penn and Teller Fool Us

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

That's the biggest damn basement I've ever seen.

I'm amazed at how little this looks like something on a SNES.

Dear Kinja,

The world may never know....

Well then I will just have to leave this here for you....

That's the ugliest fucking bow tie I've ever seen.

I don't think Donald is taking it well being onstage as opposed to his usual perch

This is the first and only time I've said that...

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW

"We spare no expense."

I bet you're the life of the party.

I don't generally defend knuckleheads like Trico, but technically CR, being a narrow strip of land connecting two larger land masses and with water on either side, is an isthmus.

Yankee Doodle: [sticks feather in cap]