This guy gets it. I'm just here for the fucking ride. And it's wild. 

You ok bro?

I dunno man I’m just really fuckin’ diggin it.

He’s almost certain to be nominated and this episode may be the submission.

Love the acknowledgement that we’ve already seen an afterlife or two in the MCU, with Tawaret referencing the Ancestral Plane as a lovely place to see.

Well, pretty sure God’s non-binary, so there you go. 

Hey now, let’s not just ignore prepositions.

They will want to use the bathroom. That’s the major problem.

According to the people on my towns message board, even knowing about transgender people will cause your daughter to not be walking down the isle in a white wedding dress, she’ll have a beard.  Being told that it’s ok to be transgender will make your child…

Not they are God, they’re from God. It’s a very, very widespread belief in Abrahamic religions that humans are made by God in God’s image, i.e. from God. It’s a very ungenerous reading to think Monae’s off the deep end saying she’s God, instead of rephrasing what your average Christian believes.

Religious conservatives always need something/someone to hate because in reality, they’re going to hell once they’re dead. No amount of jesus freakin’ will save their souls.

He is who he is: a snitch, a sexual predator, and a god-awful driver.

You forgot to pepper in pedophiliac lizard people.

just think how pissed they’ll be once transhumanism kicks into high gear!

You got most of them, but missed how more trans people means many many more abortions. Because reasons.

Well, they’ll obviously turn into complete Socialists who’ll do nothing but groom other kids and then start learning about CRT so that they can make white kids feel bad about themselves; from there they’ll want to take everyone’s guns and let in every immigrant from Mexico just so the crime rates in law-abiding towns…

My evergreen question to conservatives: “Why the fuck do you care about this issue?”

Dear Alabama sponsor:

I didn’t get past the 6-years-old in a Pointe class and being expected to have toe shoes already. That should never be a first class. You need years of ballet training before starting Pointe, and you should only start Pointe class after your feet are fully grown, otherwise you can do permanent damage...so good you got…

When I was middle school age, the doorbell rang at the apartment where I was living with my [single] mom. She told me, “I think it’s [stalking ex-boyfriend]. Go out the back window and call the police.” I ran two blocks to the corner grocery store and called the cops who showed up very quickly. They took away the guy…

I’ve been stalked by the same asshole since my sophomore year in college. I’m old now. This was before anyone gave a shit about stalking. It was seen as funny. The Dean of Students laughed at me and said she wasn’t worried that he was following me around and sending me things because she thought he was just a weirdo.…