YES! You finally covered this guy! I found his internet page by accident in 2009 and have been laughing ever since. Look at this photo, he looks like a goddamned Bond villain.

Not all criticism comes from jealousy and if you have to reach for that defence, you're being defensive. You've participated, I suppose?

People aren't objecting to this because they think sex is shameful. They're objecting because it's an utterly obnoxious display of narcissism.

To suggest this trend is ripe for parody is an understatement.

I'm not on Instagram, but I really want to hijack this hashtag.

In five years there will literally be no one left to hire. We'll be hedging employment based on hashtag participation.

As a general guideline, if you haven't dealt with skin conditions that cause other people to harass and exclude you on a regular basis, you probably shouldn't tell other women who have had that experience that their decision to wear makeup in order to get through the day without facing that harassment is the "wrong"…

I can't even.

As a freshman in college I borrowed an engagement ring and staged photos with a guy I knew my parents wouldn't approve of and wrote a letter saying we were getting married and I was dropping out of college as April Fools. Unfortunately my parents are way smarter than I am. My dad called to say how disappointed he was…

My mom get very very sick a few years back when an aneurysm burst in her head. Joe ALSO had a subarachnoid hemorrhage back in the day, and I still remember his phone call to me and my dad 3 days later when he called to offer his sympathies. I mean, just lovely.

Fun story I have about Jill Biden! In 2008 I was a volunteer on the Obama campaign. I ended up being very close with the field team in Jacksonville, FL, so I got to do all the cool campaign stuff like get lunch for Forrest Whitaker and meet (then) Senator Obama the day before the election and tour his campaign plane.

"The Bidens" is a reality show that needs to happen.

Professor Hill, I just want to share with you that my white grandmother, born in 1908 Arkansas, so identified with your struggle as a woman that it helped her shake some of the prejudice she'd been raised with, even though she was quite elderly at the time of the Thomas hearings. Her words at the time: "Black people…

People who call others 'jealous' when criticizing the rich.

Objectivists. Anyone who seriously discusses "Going Galt" should be given a paper cut with each page of The Fountainhead.

Ill nominate Bronies and Ron Paul followers

For your consideration, I nominate the Anti-Fat-Shamers, Anti-Bulliers, Prius/Hybrid Drivers, Tea>Coffee people, and People with Strong Opinions on Climate Change.