I mean, obviously she was hired to be his escort for the night. But I don't think that makes it acceptable that someone put on blackface and harassed her.

Joanne Woodward's dress wasn't unknown, she made it herself!

I know she didn't win that year, but my God, this dress was absolute perfection. Simple, but perfect.

Can I give the one of the worsts instead? (I'm a hater.)

as a Catholic, fuck Bill Donohue

Listen, if I can't marry off my children for a duchy, what good are they?

I was not spanked, but my little sister was, and we both turned out fine. BUT. When the subject of spanking comes up, I am vehemently against it, and she'll pull out some line about how, for some kids, it's the only thing that works and that spanking was the right thing for her, etc. You can present her with all the…

Clearly a generational thing going on here. I can't be the only one who learned what the slalom was at an early age.

Did you just try to mock Sports Illustrated for not taking women's sports seriously enough — and then say you had no idea what "slalom" meant?

I'm so over "My parents spanked me and I turned out fine" — my parents did not spank me and I turned out fine, too. Move along.

Hi, my major is in Early Childhood development (with a concentration on Elementary and Adolescence), and I'm just going to say it: spanking is bullshit. You know why it's obviously bullshit? Because you have to keep doing it. If your kid keeps getting his or herself into trouble constantly and you keep hitting…

I feel we don't use enough Scully glares to express our disdain these days.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.

Screw your "exercise" and "fresh air". THIS is why people were skinny in the '50s and early '60s; don't you try to tell me otherwise.

FIgure skating without Dick Button is like hockey without Doc. It just ain't right.

As an archaeologist, I find it really hard to take your statement "the past doesn't exist" as a anything remotely resembling an intelligent or even philosophical statement. Having excavated dead human beings, in skeleton form, that were 2,000 years old, yes the past exists. Having dealt with incredibly old things, yes…

Judging by your statements, you wouldn't know compassion if it mugged you at knifepoint and left you in a dumpster to be eaten by alley cats.

Femdschamen. I have it. About you.

If you applied the same logic to your own actions you wouldn't be criticizing the woman who wrote this article. It upset you? Let it go. She wrote it in the past. You read it in the past.