Yes, unfortunately. Bowie, Rickman and people who think coerced sex isn’t rape. This week is awful in so many ways.

Screaming not so silently. This week, man. Is it over yet?

Coerced sex isn’t rape? What exactly IS rape, then?

Don’t answer the question that was asked. Answer the question you you wanted to be asked.

I know, right? His hair is NOT a good advertisment for the product.

I hate that movie so much. I know people who love it, but I just can’t with it.

I know, right? What did pizza do to them that they need to punish it with grape jelly? It’s horrifying.

I would eat at this restaurant, if only to watch people get punched.

A great collection of awful stories. Can we vote on the worst one? Oh, who am I kidding? Grape jelly pizza is the worst. I can’t get over it, obviously.

Not to be shallow, but I just can’t with his hair. It’s Colin Farrell in Alexander levels of bad.

This was incredibly painful to read, but it reminds me to tell my best friend how I grateful I am for her. I tell her that regularly, and she tells me the same, but it’s still a good reminder. We’ve had our ups and downs (especially when we were younger) but now that we’re middle-aged women, it’s all good. What can I…

I love my bangs because I have a forehead the size of Texas. That cute topknot/lazy hair? It looks flat-out awful on me. Bangs work on me and while yes, they take a little work, it’s worth it. And my hairdresser showed me how to do them-once you know, it’s not hard.

Love Hogarth and studied his paintings often-but I would NOT want to wear them.

Okay, you’re right. The drum is much better.

Exactly. Make it Superior.

I grew up going to Lake Michigan and would hate to sully it with Scott Walker. Can we please make it Superior?

This explains why I can’t find anything I want to buy, except a white shirt I got on sale at Eileen Fisher and some black skinny jeans at Banana Republic. See my username for a more eloquent opinion.

Sandra Cookiesheet is my spirit animal.

That is AWESOME.

My God-people are MONSTERS.