IHAC
I Hate American Cars
IHAC

How can you call it a "bland Japanese luxobarge" when it has 560HP, wide fenders, wide tracks, hood vents, and front spoiler? They don't add up to a bland Lexus. The idea is similar to a C63 AMG. Lexus made it semi-official it's their car, not Scion.

I needed something to wrap around the engine.

Lexus was spotted testing that car last year.

Another Lexus, another letdown. I'm still waiting for Lexus LS TMG.

You have to admit it: VW Bugs outlive most other cars. Little repairing knowledge is required to own one. Push-start is the best feature. No car can match a VW Bug's engine lifespan.

She should be safer driving Herbie.

Olympics are about full physical activity, not sitting in a chair and steering and pushing pedals. How about pulling a heavy car/truck/rig?

She enjoys being a trucker by picking up hitchhikers to scare.

This is why no one wants to take the job.

Can't say the same about Phaeton with a W12...

I fell asleep staring at this identical car that's been around for years.

JGTC before SuperGT. JGTC had the best cars such as Supras, GT-Rs, RX-7s, NSXs, F1 GTRs, and GT-ones.

Chemicals in food aren't high quality.

What the fuck is it with automobile industry lately? Bentley EXP 9F, Lamborghini Urus, Land Rover Evoque Convertible, Nissan Murano Cross-Cabriolet, PT Cruiser Cabrio, and now this? Wake me up when they scrap all of those off the streets.

Oh nevermind.

Remember the poor bloke who complimented on another bloke's wheels? He winded up in a coma. You can take your chances.

What Gymkhana? Do you mean Gahmkhaha?

I have no problem with gays, it was unexpected. I smiled and thanked then left. Most straight guys would become so offended they lose their minds and start an outrage.

A male mechanic hit on me. I felt a little embarrassed for some time after that.

Interestingly, the advertisements on the dashboard are showing up correctly.