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I Hate American Cars
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Again, deaths and crashes aren't all that make you a bad driver.

The world isn't flat.

Bad drivers are rare here. Whenever I spot a bad driver, it's usually an irresponsible teenager.

It's the scenery and culture, man. Only big cities like Melbourne and Sydney are congested with cars. It's emptier elsewhere.

Who cares how long America has been driving for? Bad drivers are bad drivers.

If I hate everything about America, why am I using a Macintosh to post this comment?

You're the only person to disagree with my answer. Deaths and accidents aren't all; bad drivers involve those people who cut you off, don't use turn signals, talk on the mobile, apply makeup, and so on.

Where's the heart button for me to heart-click?

I feel threatened by other irresponsible motorists every time I drive in America.

This zombie hype is getting old and tiring.

How is that trouble? You guys are the ones who wanted the company to die after this ugly DeTomaso was revealed...

When will people stop crashing their brand new cars?

Beef Jerky, anyone?

Welcome to the club! Did it all the time before and after having my son. It influenced him to do the same.

Okay, I take it back. This video is way better than Gahmkhaha and yesterday's Goodyear commercial altogether.

My son, his boyfriend, and I drift our shopping carts ALL the time. We love the sound of plastic wheels rubbing against plastic floor. The best thing? Doing that won't emit hazardous burnt rubber fumes.

Mini isn't an American brand. There's not a single drop of American blood in Mini cars.

Please reread my post. I don't approve the sewers, not the cars.

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Italian Job. Mini Coopers driving through a fucking sewer.

My second take: paramedics. You have to pick up dead bodies, limbs, and organs at car crash scenes.