How much more money do you make? Do you want a gay houseboy?

K.

Cady’s anecdotal evidence*:

And just a peevish reminder: aw and awe are two different things.

But what sucks is you’re in St. Louis.

Solid point. /s

Team Miley

Oh no. Bracing myself for Taylor’s response, which will be one part perpetual victimhood, one part martyrdom, and one part girl power.

Just because you can physically fit into a garment doesn’t mean the garment fits

Well, the police are the only ones involved who shot anyone (or had a gun at all), so that seems reasonable

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

Bless my soul have I got a story!

Told this before but: Parents came up visiting day. Once they had us hopped up on red dye#whatever from the pistachios and sugar high on “Now or Laters” they announced that when we came home , mommy and daddy would no longer be living together. But I’m not bitter and I look forward to people’s stories of bunk raid…

Is Yoko still sleeping while an assistant toils away at the “List”?

i was so mad someone brought this out of the greys

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

Oh! It’s 100% not snarky. It’s excited as fuck to see someone define themselves as they see fit.

I know. I have a lot of questions too. Why do crocodiles and penguins basically walk the same even though one walks on four legs and one on two? Why are macarons and macaroons two different things? If evolution is real, why has my cat stayed the same the entire time I’ve had her? Why are bees dying and why are all…

The troll posters on ROYGBIV are unreal. WTF is wrong with you people? Take your homophobia and transphobia to some website that celebrates bigotry and FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE.