This is what I was thinking! It makes me wish I was home in rural Nebraska rather than in Chicago. *shakes fist*

How much more money do you make? Do you want a gay houseboy?

K.

Cady’s anecdotal evidence*:

And just a peevish reminder: aw and awe are two different things.

But what sucks is you’re in St. Louis.

Solid point. /s

Team Miley

Oh no. Bracing myself for Taylor’s response, which will be one part perpetual victimhood, one part martyrdom, and one part girl power.

Just because you can physically fit into a garment doesn’t mean the garment fits

Well, the police are the only ones involved who shot anyone (or had a gun at all), so that seems reasonable

I pictured this exact thing. Some guy in an Eagles jersey kicking the robot for no reason.

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

Bless my soul have I got a story!

Told this before but: Parents came up visiting day. Once they had us hopped up on red dye#whatever from the pistachios and sugar high on “Now or Laters” they announced that when we came home , mommy and daddy would no longer be living together. But I’m not bitter and I look forward to people’s stories of bunk raid…

Is Yoko still sleeping while an assistant toils away at the “List”?

i was so mad someone brought this out of the greys

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

The troll posters on ROYGBIV are unreal. WTF is wrong with you people? Take your homophobia and transphobia to some website that celebrates bigotry and FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE.