Thank you...you hit everything I wanted to say.

you would not believe how much I hate conflict.

...which one is Betty?

I've been in love with this guy for 40 years. FORTY YEARS. When Barack Obama chose him as his running mate I squealed.

This headline is so misleading. She wasn't making love to a motorcycle, she was making love to her fingers on a motorcycle. Apples and dildos, Mark.

I think there's that, and honestly, he just strikes me as a genuinely good guy. It reminds me a little of when everyone was making fun of Howard Dean's voice cracking during the primaries- to me, it just came off as a guy who was (God forbid) having a genuine moment of non-scripted emotion in a political setting,…

Right. Like they can't have a conversation without Fitz grabbing her and screaming in a hoarse voice about how he can't live without her and then she breaks down and cries and I'm sorry but her acting has become TERRIBLE. Like do these two ever have just a normal business conversation? Their lack of professionalism…

Exactly this. It's not that Biden makes gaffes. It's that Honey Biden don't give a fuck.

Indeed. More Huck, less Huck and Quinn fucking. And less Quinn overall while we're at it.

Girl you could have at least made it Sangria. And hopefully you have been talking to a therapist during this getaway.

Omg, did she go natural for her big beach getaway? Good for her!

Biden is one of those politicians who has never been served well by the primary system. He seems like a genuinely smart, competent guy who would make a good President, but he doesn't have that rock star quality that the media focuses on in the primaries. Maybe if he just cut loose and didn't try to censor himself…

The thing about Biden is the "loose cannon" reputation is purely an invention of opposition political campaigns that some in the media fell for. For decades, he has been known as one of the brightest people in the Senate. It was weird watching people on TV being shocked when he did well in debates the last two…

There you go ... that's what I've been saying about getting older: There comes a point where, as long as your family's OK, you've simply run low on fucks to give, and you choose when to give them because they're valuable and they mean something and you don't want to waste them on things that aren't fuck-worthy. I…

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

Someone's going to do it...

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

I don't like people anymore. Is there some way I can avoid all people forever?