"The lotion and the powder have turned into a paste!"

They're not coming on, man.

Now to the more pressing question: is it okay to wear paste pants?

"Hornswaggel? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock?!"

You're such a doll! <3

Mark is the best.

Oh no, I understood that you enjoy it. As I am also single and childless in my 30s, I know how fun it is! The "killing it" part was in relation to your comments, which I always thoroughly enjoy.

OMG! That is me! You remember!

Uh, I think you mean "single, childless, and killing it" on the tombstone. Of course, you could just forgo the tombstone and become fireworks with me and cheerful ex-girlfriend.

Hasn't she already said her album's done and coming out this year though? Or maybe it's wishful thinking on my part.

I do. I refer to it as a leak, a violation of privacy and a sex crime.

"possible fetus" is bothering me too. Maybe it was a burrito?

I totally had the same thought. When talking to a friend about this, she brought up an interesting point about whether the girl even knew she was pregnant. So what if a woman doesn't know they're even pregnant (because that actually happens believe it or not) and they have a miscarriage in a public place? What happens…

Did your thesis project bring you a personal form of catharsis and empowerment, while also drawing attention to a subject that requires more debate and more attention? A subject that has in previous years been brushed aside and hidden, but that once brought into the light of day not only forces people to have…

If only you'd have to schlep your dull, lazy brain around the rest of your life until you gain some insight.

Are you thinking that the senior class project is entirely composed of dragging a mattress around campus? I watched the video (did you?), there appears to be several components to the project. Plus, she said shes a visual arts major. Do you expect her to write a 50 page paper on the ramifications of the industrial…

Right? "My thesis project blah blah blah I'm so important listen to my useless thoughts."

Post it here — let's see this marvel.

well aren't you a special snowflake!

I am so impressed. Tell us all how great you are. I'm on the edge of my seat.