There should be a 48-hour grace period after you say "I do" during which you can change your mind and be all "NOPE. I ACTUALLY DO NOT" with minimal paperwork. This would be a good thing for a situation like this.

The dress is ugly, that bodice looks 90s in a bad way. However, the veil idea is fun and adorable and she clearly does not give a fuck. I don't necessarily like Angelina, but I sure have a lot of respect for her.

Using a Lea Michelle gif to try to make your point is a huge fail. Because Lea Michelle.

I'm a broke college kid, so Applebee's is good enough for me! Yeah, I was hoping that wouldn't come off the right way, haha.

I have friends who got married on Labor Day weekend a few years back. Do you know what Labor Day weddings actually are? A way to make people spend even more of their free time on you. That was a Thursday night through Monday afternoon ordeal.

Ugggghhh, Adele got it so right.

30 Rock makes it all better. We should all work on some night cheese.

Ugh, I have one of these. It's awful. Most times, he's somewhere in my brain, but not really affecting me. But it occasionally flares up and is a deep and weirdly painful yearning that drives me NUTS because there is literally nothing that I can do with it. My friend, who lives near him, texted me a few weeks ago that…

I have two of those guys! One's been in my head for six years, the other almost a year. My silly but kinda fun solution has been to view those guys not as people but as parts of my own psyche - like, I must be drawn to them for a reason, so I ask myself what about them has such a strong pull on me. I've noticed it's…

I've only felt that way about one man, ever in my life. I was very striking in my younger days and attracted plenty of attention from men, but there was just this ONE guy who was different.

I have one! He got married recently (it was very sudden, and I heard about it after the fact). He's in a band with my friend, so I had to stop seeing them live. I also couldn't TELL my friend why I stopped seeing them live (he would've blabbed, and the gf/now-wife would've been angry) so it has created weirdness…

Not the same guy, I hope?

Oh gawd. I have at least two of those. One for 6 years, the other since, like, forever. I mean, I've literally known the other dude since we were born. We're a half-hour apart in age. If I could lobotomize myself, I would seriously consider it.

Ask him how he'd feel about being on the receiving end of these 'compliments':

Well, "I love your body" would nicely stand alone. Pointing out that he doesn't need to comment on body parts' size within his compliments seems an ok request. To me though, it seems like he wants you to know he loves you, but also make sure you notice you've gained weight (which, duh, we all notice when we gain…

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

I know almost nothing about art but I am assuming that most of these portraits are from almost all European artists, at least for the first 3oo-400 years, and therefore it's not really surprising that they're mostly white as Europe was mostly white, especially the upper class society, who would be the people who are…

While I'm not disputing the decidedly Euro-centric representation of features, I do take a little issue with dismissing all of these women as "white" - a lot of them are of mixed-race, and are of a time when intermarrying of wildly disparate family backgrounds for political alliance was the norm. Yes, their features…

Right! <grabs compass, camping axe, and flint/steel> If anyone needs me I will be building a log house, whistling with animated sparrows nestled in my chest hair, and crafting a sad but convincing back story of why I have shunned humanity. Mark, keep up the good work, if you find others like me you can send them too 1…