she literally only ever does this hairstyle. idgi. i wonder if she LIKES the weirdly sexual 12 year old look????

I took Ethiopian Airlines to Tanzania last summer and it was BY FAR the best service I ever got on an airplane. Free TV/movies, blankets, free eye coverings, a toothbrush and toothpaste, and fucking Ethiopian Airlines SOCKS for my chilly feet.

North American airplane service be damned.

Bright was cool, but Ephram could be really emo/whiny sometimes. Amy irritated me from the jump.

I always want to stand up and shout THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO WORK! WE ARE FUCKING FLYING!!!!! It's like a bus in the sky, man. Shit's not right.

Same. I flew Icelandair this summer and everything was free! Shows and like 12 pages of movies. I saw Life of Pi, The Hobbit, and Exotic Marigold Hotel but there were other super recent movies on there too. And Arrested Development!

OH MY GOD MEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOO!

It is indeed pretty rad.

I've never been able to use my laptop on a flight except when I'm flying first class (which is rare). Inevitably, this is what happens: I open my laptop, idiot in front of me reclines, laptop ends up slamming shut on my fingers.

I'm really confused about how is this going to work on 12+ hour flights? Because most tablets will not continuously play video content for that long. Are they going to install charging stations somehow?

Hella. And watching on a device can be a pain when the seat in front reclines all of a sudden, spilling everything (including your drink) into your lap.

Yeah, I don't like traveling with my laptop and I don't own a tablet (I don't generally travel for work, just leisure). I don't want to have to carry that shit with me when I have long flights and am staying in hotels. And I hate watching stuff on my smartphone.

I fear watching HH on a flight, because during every episode I end up yelling something similar to "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUY THAT HOUSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THE PAINT COLORS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" even though House Hunters is rigged and fake anyway.

In my experience, the only shows that cost extra were the HBO ones, and the power button was right under the screen.....

But how else am I going to know how cold it is outside the plane and how far we've traveled so far?!

Oh god I hope not. Watching the flight path on the seat back screen is the ONLY thing that keeps the plane in the air when I travel, I'm sure of it.

Sure, give me an extra 3 characters that I can use to extend the headline character limit and I'll do that.

Have you ever dry humped someone?

Wait, if you dry hump people you can get free cake?! I know how I'm spending my weekend!

"I remember my first, most intense dry humping session," writes Kaylee, wistfully staring out the train window. "I was the ripe old age of 18, at a Midwest college town house party, tucked in a back room with the musicians and their instruments, until one by one, they left me and the guitarist I had come with. We…

"Hump" is the absolute worst word for sex ever.