Well boo. Those things kept me sane on a few long international flights. that way I knew I didn't have to carry my laptop or iPad with me. Plus, it's nice to plug in, pick a movie & zone out, not having to hold or maneuver a tablet or computer. But oh well. C'est la vie.

Hahaha yes! Kudos to you for knowing the reference. A lot of well-meaning people have commented about my "daughter." Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!

I always roll my eyes so hard at stories like "Melissa Joan Hart dyed her hair red." Not because they were shared, not because they were written in the first place...but because I HAVE to click on them once I see them. And I'm always, always let down.

Oh god, it's such a good story. I would tell that one for the REST of my life!

oh my GOD, I am cringing at "kisses like ours create world peace!"

I'm sorry, all I can focus on is your fantastic handle!

If my kid murdered 4 people with his car and then GOT OFF BECAUSE BULLSHIT REASON, I'm doing my very best to keep as low of profile as possible. Definitely not pretending to be a police officer TO other police officers. Ass.

Oh, my bad! I knew she claimed her face was plastic-free, but I thought she had mentioned she'd had work done on her breasts or booty. I was remembering wrong! Either way, I'm a fan!

It's definitely a 30 second song. The kind where you jam on it for 20-30 seconds and then change it to something else. Bummer, because I really do think she's quite talented.

I'm trying to get better at the whole "not judging people the way I wouldn't want to be judged," but if find this to be alarming & disturbing. Her face. Her faaaace. I really only see her as one of those sex dolls. I genuinely want to see her move & talk. Also, every photo is obviously so incredibly photoshopped.

Don't hurt yourself, hahaha!! I know, last year some friends and I declared our mission was to learn how to twerk by the end of the summer. We gave up 12 minutes in.

I'm with you on the song. Disappointing - girlfriend has put out some incredible material, but this is 85% Sir Mix A Lot sample & a couple of halfhearted verses.

I genuinely wish I could make my booty move like that. Also, I know she's been very open about her cosmetic surgery, but I have to say I think her body is beautiful.

Right? This is a new level of pansy. Just END it, for crying out loud!

Hey, sweetie. Leave me the fuck alone. I do not care what your issues are, especially from someone who's still obviously bitter about a breakup.

Did I say you weren't allowed your rage? Nope. Did I ask you to take it down a notch? Yup. Of all the comments on all the internets, you sure picked the most harmless one to get really angry about. Maybe you should direct said rage at the person who suggested the vile spa weekend in the first place. Maybe you want to…

God. This is why I hate this site. I agree with someone's nice little comment that she deserves a chance to relax and have (an imaginary) spa weekend, and there's always someone that feels the need to complain. Sorry I thought it was a nice idea. Sorry about your ex breaking up with you ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. Also, just…

That's a fun idea! She deserves it.

The last quote bums me out. Gal pal, this is not your fault. This guy sucks & him faking a suicide is not a respectful, mature, or even NORMAL way to end a relationship. He did you a favor. Yeesh. What an assbag.

Thank you for taking the time to write all of that out. I'm so, so glad you found the strength to get yourself away from him and out of that situation. I couldn't even begin to know what that feels like. I'm so sorry that happened to you.