Stop fucking slapping and hitting the cat, you asshole!

Hahaha! Also, I have to say I NEVER watched the Tyra Banks show save for one time when I was home sick. It was all about bacteria in the home, and I think I remember them saying if you leave the toilet seat up when you flush your poo, bacteria can shoot 20 feet in the air, landing all over your toothbrush (saw your…

I used to be all, oh no! The dreaded VPL! Now I'm all, cover it. Covvvvver all of the ass with the boy shorts and the hipsters.

I don't wear anything but hipsters or boy shorts, but I have to say I am THOROUGHLY enjoying the term "mini cheekies." hahahaha!

I know! If someone called me a Harvard professor, I'd be pretty damn flattered!

Hahaha good god that's DEPRESSING to see them deployed back to back like that. Yikes!

Just AWFUL. Frizzy hair, washed out face, slouching...whoever okayed this got it all wrong.

Do you mean Orin from Parks & Rec? Because if so, I am totally signing on for that!

BRAVO! Insert all the applause gifs right here! I 100% agree! I was addressing this specific gal being attacked on twitter, but I'm starved to see other types of womanly figures in ads. And skin tones across the spectrum. The curvy girl next to the slender girl, let's do it. That's real life - not all slender, not all…

Absolutely! Even a bright cardigan, damn.

Okay?? Is this out of their new Housecoats for the Depressed and Downtrodden line??

Yeah, okay, the gal is very slender & probably doesn't represent the average lass. However, Gap really could've helped the situation by using a colorful backdrop as opposed to one that's clearly labeled "drab." Also, her makeup is considerably washed out for an editorial shoot, and checking her posture & lack of…

Hahahaha!!

Of course not. But your argument was that the DM is a British site, so clearly it is the Bristol in England. And I was merely stating that they cover stories from all over the globe. That's all!

Oh I know. My new favorite thing is to just keep talking at them until they have nothing else to say. :)

I don't disagree with you whatsoever. It would be great if we could get to the point where people knew this was uncalled for, absolutely. I wish they did. And they're idiotic for not only doing it but proudly sharing the evidence on their social media accounts.

Haha, I was only half-serious. I knew it was driven by food. Aren't we all?? :)

You're fun! :)

Hell, maybe he's into that. Maybe she is too. ;) hahaha!

Haha! That wasn't too long! And I vividly remember people learning how to spell "bloods" with their hands and thinking it was SO COOL. God, just stopppp. Murder is not cool.