A friend of a friend had her iphone catch fire on her bed when it was plugged in overnight and charging. Now a samsung? Yeah I'm gonna buy an old school alarm clock & power down my devices at night now...

I hate to break it to you, but your nephew won't be getting sick from his teachers at daycare - where do you think I got so sick in the first place? Parents bring their incredibly sick kids in all the time, even though we had rules against that.

Oh gawd. Weak in the knees.

Yes, and it was retweeted over 10,000 times. Why?!

Holy shit, that is majestic!! I lived in Nashville for 5 years and saw people pretty regularly (even outside of country stars, lots of people hang out/live down there) and I never said boo to any of them. I'm all for people living where they want & therefore entitled to all the privacies, but i honestly might have a…

Dammit! I was already pissed I couldn't afford Bey tickets, but then the OBAMAS were there? The Obamas were across town, and I am le sad.

I felt wrong up-voting your comment, but I just had to. Good GOD.

THIS IS PERFECT. Hahahahaha that is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I'm sorry! I was totally kidding, just couldn't resist.

No, she said he was hot.

Yes! Let's go shopping at cool vintage shops with Aunt Susan!

I want her to be my friend, I want her to be my cool aunt, I want to call her to go out for coffee...I just really have strong feelings for Susan Sarandon.

And taller counters! I'm 6'0" and constantly have pain in my neck and shoulders from bending over! Okay, so personalized counters!! :)

Because there are assholes on Reddit, like there are assholes on Jezebel. There are good people on Reddit and good people on Jezebel. I don't know. I am not a Reddit expert.

What? Not even close. Even the simple wikipedia entry explains the site.

Yikes dude, yikesdude. As the caption reads, "as seen on Reddit." This is a joke. It's not real. It's made to make people have a chuckle.

HAHAHAHA. Thank you.

One of my closest gay friends calls himself "fag" and uses the hashtag "faggotry" for his photos on Instagram, and can wear a high heel better than I ever could. Another friend is a super athlete that is intensely private about his personal life & would sooner die than use that word.

First off, good for her!

AMEN about the movies, and thank you! I've seen so many comments about how dreadful Carrie was, etc. Don't necessarily disagree, but the show was smart, heartbreaking, and pretty damn groundbreaking for the late 90s. I'll always love it.