If you're going to try to insult me, but not be adult enough to say what you'd like to say, then why bother saying anything at all? I live in Chicago. A very good friend lives here as well. He was going out with a man who wanted to date him, but he's not so sure he feels the same way, so he asked me to come along as a…

HAHA I am laughing so hard at that GIF!

Shut up, really?? Oh, he was glorious. The best part to me was that he was with a sassy plus size gal, which didn't make sense for how coiffed and tucked he was, but my sassy plus size self thoroughly enjoyed the Ken show!

Meh, still better than hundreds of thousands of people jammed into a three block radius.

oh GAWD. It's my worst nightmare to be in that kind of crowd, but got dragged out. We stood in line for 20 minutes at MIDNIGHT. I am an old! I do not have time for that shit. Next time, we'll plan for you to pick me up on your way to the movie, that's my kind of scene.

BACK OFF. Okay, jk, totally adorable, right?

Um, hi adorable man and pup, I'd like to apply for the position of "girlfriend," if it's available.

BREAKING NEWS: I saw the human Ken Doll out at Progress Bar during Pride a couple of weekends ago here in Chicago. He had a shirt cut down to his sternum and I could not stop staring at his faux pecs. His fecs, if you will. Related news: I was very sad that I recognized him. I've been watching too many things like My…

I hear you sister. A friend's bachelorette party is next January and I'm already dreading it.

Amen. It's baffling, the self-righteous tone she started with. How about a simple, "man, how great someone set this up for her. Hopefully those who were supportive yesterday will be able to put a few dollars toward this woman and daughter."

Thank you. I was outraged by this story, but I have things budgeted down to a penny and can't afford any Starbucks to put down right now. Guess that makes me a bad person.

Unfortunately, once people started calling him out for it & asking what he'd do if it had been his child, he admitted to being a father of a couple of kids. Oh, AND he had depression and had tried to commit suicide twice. How can someone with that history not have any empathy for what led this boy to suicide and what…

I read on Gawker last night from an asshole commenter that this kid should know better than to masturbate in public if he couldn't handle the consequences. And no pity should be issued because "this kid made suicide his choice."

Oh my LORD, I must admit I laughed so hard at that! I would've TOTALLY done the same thing you did. Dammit, cat! Hahahaha!

I must confess that I occasionally roll my eyes at Jez. Sometimes I think things are taken the wrong way, or blown out of proportion (as we're all guilty of doing.) But this is right on the mark. I've seen SO many women wearing teeny bikinis or bras & undies on the popular page of Instagram with thousands of likes &…

Haha, that's really odd! (See what I did there?) ;) I nannied for a family with a dad named Keith & know a couple of others yeah are in their 40s/50s. Apparently, Keith made a name resurgence a few decades back! :)

Again, I said "old," and not "odd." Keith is a perfectly normal name.

Agreed, that was my thinking as well! I'm making sure he's settled in the car with it running if he's too weak. But you're right - maybe those changes have been really small, or maybe he panicked and exerted too much energy to focus on unlocking the door. Either way, glad this worked out for the best!

I said, "old." Not odd. I only know older men named Keith. It's interesting for me to hear a wee one with that name. That's all.

I'm sort of baffled as to how this continues to happen. Also, if my beloved cancer-and-stroke-surviving husband went to have a sit in the car, I'm making sure he's taking the keys for some sweet, sweet AC while he waits. (Especially if the car has finicky locks.) However, weirder shit has happened, and good job Keith.…